Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Thanks, Jimby! (Part 2)

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I dont sleep in my room, but my closet doors are always open.

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
If I were to go to a Hotel, maybe.

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Dont care in the least. 

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Huh? No.

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
No, they're tacky. 

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don’t cut them out. And then I don’t use them. 

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
The Bees. Killing Bees is one of my specialties. 

8:Dogs or Cats?
Definitely Dogs.

9:Do you always smile for pictures?
No.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
People that make a big deal out of small things. If you start yelling at me over some dumb shit (as one of my friends tends to do) i'll give you a warning in the form of a 'Shut the fuck up' and if you dont, you may get backhanded.

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Ugh, thank God I dont.

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Hmm, I dont know.

13:What about pooped in the woods?
How could you poop in the woods but not pee? Most people pee when they poop.

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I have done that, it's not that enjoyable though.

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope. 

16:How many people have you slept with this week?
None.

17:What size is your bed?
I dont know, a twin?

18:What is your Song of the week?
'Sunny' is always my song of the week.

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
You wear what you want to wear. Though pink on guys is really tacky.

20:Do you still watch cartoons?
No, definitely not the trash that comes on these days.

21:What's your least favorite movie?
Grudge 3, actually. I have never seen a movie where I wanted the protagonist to die so damn badly. And if you hate the protagonist, it's a terrible movie.

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Probably just throw it in my closet, no one ever looks there.

23:If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
My pants size seems a strict 30. I would take a chance at 29 but it might be too tight. A 31 would be too loose. Shit, 30 is loose enough.

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Anything really, i'm not too fussy. Barbeque sauce would go good though. 

25:What is your favorite food?
I can eat anything Asian everyday of the week. 

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from New York, Hellraiser series, Son of Rambow, Boy Eats Girl, CJ7, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow.

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Hmm, strictly confidential. I'll tell you one thing though, I didn't like it very much. 

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope. 

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Probably not lol. 

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Damn, eons ago.

31:Can you change the oil on a car?
No, I do not. I really should though.

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I dont drive, so no. Lucky me lol.

33:Ever ran out of gas?
Again, dont drive.

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
The Omega Sandwich, my own creation from years ago lol. 

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
A Bird's Nest.

36:What is your usual bedtime?
5am. (Yeah, what Jimby said :P)

37:Are you lazy?
I would rather call it procrastination.

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Lots of things. But the best costume was when I dressed as some decayed Grim Reaper. I had an awesome mask that covered my whole head, with white stringy hair and a rotten face. Carried a plastic Scythe with a bird skull on top of the blade. A black robe. Black dress shoes, and skeleton gloves. EVERYONE stared at me that night. It was my last Halloween dressed up. *sighs*

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I dont know, let me check. *Proceeds to check Yahoo* Hmm, apparently i'm an Ox. Interesting. 

40:Are you horny?
Not at the moment. 

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope. 

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Neither, I hate them both. 

43:Are you stubborn?
Not particularly, but it depends on the subject.

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Dont watch neither.

45:Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. 

46:Are you afraid of heights?
I wouldn't say i'm afraid. Though I do feel weird when i'm really high and looking down. Is that a sign of a phobia?

47:Do you sing in the car?
Depends on who's with me.

48:Do you sing in the shower?
Maybe, if there's music on.

49:Do you dance in the car?
How do you do that?

50:Ever used a gun?
Never, dont really care to either.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Thanks, Jimby!

    1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
    Um, do I count family? I decided not to, so I dont remember. 

    2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    If you asked me this three years ago, I might've said yes. Now? Most likely not. 

    3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
    Would I be aggravated and happy pertaining to one thing or two different things? This question makes no sense.

    4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    Probably not, now that I think about it. And if they smile at me first I usually find that weird.

    5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    Nope, I dont think so.

    6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
    Nope.

    7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    T-shirt and boxers, pretty much.

    8. How often do you listen to music?
    Fairly often.

    9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    Definitely Jeans.

    10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
    I hope it's changed for the better to some extent.

    11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    I can be very antisocial, but very social with those I care to get to know.

    12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
    No.

    13. What about ‘R’?
    Uh, no.

    14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    Is that slang for cock or something? (Lol, this wasn't originally my answer, but I thought it was funny as hell so I left it. Courtesy of my good friend, Jimby.)

    15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    I can, especially if it's a friend.

    16. Are you going out of town soon?
    Nope. 

    17. When was the last time you cried?
    I really don’t remember. 

    18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
    I sure have. 

    19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    Yes! Either to Blue or Green...Decisions... 

    20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
    No, and there never will be. "EVERYTHING" is quite a broad word, dont'cha know.

    21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    The fact I sat here for 10 minutes trying to decide and coming up with nothing.

    22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
    No, it's awkward.  

    23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
    Who WAS the last person I talked to? Oh yeah, it was Jimby. No, I am not dating him. But find me a look alike, stat!

    24. What are you sitting on right now?
    A standard swivel chair. That IS what they call it, right? 

    25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
    Now that I think about it, no. Hmm, I hope I dont feel uncomfortable when someone does start telling me that.

    26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    Oh yeah, I still talk to him to this day.

    27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    Probably Audi 

    28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    No, i'm immune.

    29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
    I have no clue and I dont feel like looking. 

    30. Does anyone hate you?
    I cant imagine why. If someone does, they need to get over it. 

    31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
    I dont have any alcohol bottles in my room hidden or not. 

    32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    Oh YES, no movie i'd rather watch more.

    33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
    Never. 

    34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    Probably the year I was emotionally unstable about 6 years ago.

    35. Did you have a dream last night?
    Most likely, good thing I dont remember it. My dreams are always scary as fuck.

    36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    Hmm, well, I kind of said it to Jimby last night. Albeit, indirectly.

    37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    Definitely not. 

    38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    Oh I KNOW someone has feelings for me. They know who they are. 

    39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    Most likely.

    40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    It was average. 

    41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    Not at all. 

    42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
    Other than maybe my own sister or my best friend and his girlfriend when they come to visit? No.

    43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    Some have probably implied that.

    44. What’s the best part about school?
    Leaving and never coming back. Although I did meet my best friend at school. He was probably the best part if there ever was one. 

    45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    Nope, I barely have a Facebook.

    46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    What is this, 1987? Who does that anymore? 

    47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    ALL the time.

    48. Were you single over the last summer?
    I have always been single.

    49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    Yes and no. 

    50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    Honestly? Writing a story, sleeping, and taking a shit. Could I do all that at once? 

    51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
    I dont understand why i'd speak to someone I hate. Chances are, if I talk to you, I dont hate you. 

    52. Are you nice to everyone?
    For the most part, unless you do something to piss me off and continue to wittle away any kindness I may have for you. Then no. 

    53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    Probably.

    54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    Definitely.

    55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    Yes, when I need to.

    56. Do you think you like someone?
    I like a lot of people.

    57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
    I have not.

    58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    Boys, but i'm willing to be friends with a girl if we connect.

    59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
    No. Except maybe one, but I was like, 10. 

    60. Do you hate anyone?
    I dont think so. 

    61. How’s your heart?
    Good, I guess?

    62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
    Talking about? There are things in my past i'd rather not even think about. Thanks for reminding me. 

    63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
    Even though I like guys, no, I haven't. 

    64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
    Nobody. 

    65. Are your toenails painted pink?
    Nope, and never would they be. 

    66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
    I seriously doubt it.

    67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
    I dont know.

    68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    Fallen? No. Have I pulled them down on my own? Yes.

    69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
    Jerm Jerm. 

    70. How do you look right now?
    Cool, I guess. 

    71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
    Yup. 

    72. Can you commit to one person?
    Yes. 

    73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    Not at all. 

    74. Have you ever felt replaced?
    At various points in my life.. 

    75. Did you wake up cranky?
    No.  But I have had a dream about someone and in this dream I was angry at my friend and I wake up still angry at him because of the events of the dream. Lol, talk about stupid.

    76. Are you a jealous person?
    Not typically. 

    77. Are relationships ever worth it?
    Provided it is real.

    78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
    Not one person. 

    79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
    Yeah.

    80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    Dont know.

    81. Last person you cried in front of?
    No one. 

    82. Is there someone you will never forget?
    More than one.

    83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
    I dont know, but i'm sure he will be.

    84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    Playing games and adlibbing movies.

    85. Are you over your past?
    Yes and no.

    86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    I've never had a best friend of the opposite sex.

    87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    Sure. 

    88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    Never had a true love.

    89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
    Probably not. Maybe?

    90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    Nope.

    91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
    It could happen.

    92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
    Yep! And I love him so very much, as a friend and a brother, not as a lover.

    93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
    Nope.

    94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
    It IS January, and no.

    95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
    Not at all.

    96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    Oh yes.

    97. Who do you have texts from?
    A few people.

    98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    "No sir, I dont like it."

    99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    No, I dont think so.

    100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
    I dont have a profile picture.

    101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
    No and I never will. How cliche. 

    102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
    Not yet.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Second Chance!

Faerie Tale is going through another free promotion. Why? Because it isn't gaining much popularity and not a single person who has the story has left a review yet.

So, for those of you that may have missed the last free give away, here's another chance. And for those that may have just found out about this, I really hope you enjoy it, should you choose to read it.

I never expected Faerie Tale to turn in any money, not really. It is my first completed story and it is mainly being used to get my name out there a little bit. Sure, the story isn't perfect, but I've gotten better as a writer.

So, for those interested, it will be free starting Friday to the end of Saturday. For two days.

For anyone that may want this story in PDF form, contact me via email and let me know during the free period and I'll send you one.

Email: AidenMack@Comcast.net

And people, please, if you read it, PLEASE leave a review. Thanks.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008NGMPPQ

Monday, July 23, 2012

Experiment with Ideas

Hello again, everyone.

While talking to a friend, I decided to play a game with him. The game was to think up a setting and a situation and write what pops into your head. Or maybe you came up with a character first. It doesn't matter, so long as you write quickly and effectively. Anyway, here are the two I made up.
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'Revenge of Jodo'

There he is, my arch nemesis. Yugo Varley has been a pain in my ass for the past three months. He's got away from me plenty of times, but not now, he's going to pay.

"You gonna do somethin', huh!? Jodo Girest. You can't beat me, you already know that, let's end this today, yeah!?" As he was yappin' his gums off, I took notice that the Train we were standing on was shaking a bit more, it seemed unstable. This was my time to move.

The air was dry as a dragons lung, and hot as one at that. I lifted up my arm to shield my eyes from the dancing bead in the sky. I noticed Yugo make a move toward his gun, and quickly my hand found it's way on it's own hot piece of steel.

The guns were firing at a rapid pace. Even though I was in the middle of a fire fight, I sure did love the smell of gun powder. So much so, that I missed every shot. Before I knew it though, Yugo had me by the collar. "Listen, you're not going to take me in, not now, not ever! I'm going to take this money and this Train here is going to derail and everyone is going to die."

I then felt myself lifted up in the air, it almost felt as if I was going to fly off the Train, but I was slammed back down. The wind was knocked out of me so fast I thought I lost my lungs. "You listen, Yugo, I'm going to take back this money and you're going to die."

As he laughed hysterically, I could see every rotten tooth in his decrepit mouth. "You fool! I have the upper hand here!"

As I was laying there, I decided to drink in the moment, as I normally do. As the vibrations got worse I felt as if I was doing a cheap whore on a Saturday night. This Train was soon going to derail. "Yugo, guess what? Your time is here."

With that Yugo only saw one bullet exit my chamber. It's all I needed to get the job done. He was laying there wailing in pain, not that I gave a single damn. "Jodo, you dead carcass, I'm going to kill you!"

"You're going to kill me? You're the one with a bullet to the knee." I just snatched the money bag from him and hopped off. As I did, the screeching wheels were cascading in the distance a set ways until the Train gave way and fell over. I saw Yugo get flung like he rode in on a tornado. "Whoowee! That must've been fun!" I said to myself. The explosion that came seconds later was beautiful. Majestic fireballs and heated metal flung every which way. Of course, I couldn't continue to look at it, I'm not the type to look at explosions.
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'Anguish'

When I came to, I couldn't see a thing and my hands felt as if they were tied behind a chair. "Is anyone there? Hey! Josh!?" I sat silent for a moment, utterly terrified for what may be happening. All I could feel was the rough, itchy blindfold. I could smell the stench of rot in the air. I had no idea where I was or how I got here. My heart started pounding to such a degree that i'm certain whoever was with me could hear it. "Hey, is anyone there!?"

I then heard a noise coming from my right. Shuffling of feet and the sound of someone messing with metal objects. I tried desperately to free myself. But as I struggled I felt a sharp pain in my wrists. I then realized what my hands were bound in, barbed wire. I couldn't stand it anymore, i'm confused, I have no idea why I'm here or why someone is doing this to me. I just want to die, i'm in a situation I cant seem to get out of.

"Please, whoever you are, I'm sorry, okay!? If I did anything to hurt you or wrong you in any way I-" Just then I felt a persons hand grab my tongue, and after that, intense pain, such pain I've never experienced in my life.

Crying in agonizing pain, all I could do was continue to plead. "I'm shorry, peash, I'm shorry." My mouth felt hot pain and liquid warmth. As I was pleading, I could feel the warm liquid coming down my mouth and my chin. I was slipping in and out of consciousness. "Peash...kir me."
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If you read this, tell me what you think! :-)

Sunday, July 22, 2012

A Little Info

Hey, I hope some of you are taking advantage of the promo going on for my book. If you dont know about it, check the post below this one.

In this post, i'm going to tell you a little bit of info about my stories in general.

While I have many concepts written down, Faerie Tale is the only story i've completely finished. I will either be working on 'Zombie Inc' or 'Rellik Laires' starting today sometime. They are both stories i've been thinking about for quite sometime. I have actually written a few chapters for both so far, so they're not just in the planning stages.

The reason Faerie Tale is the only one completely done is because I was actually quite intimidated by the whole publishing process. But someone recently gave me the idea to pursue publishing with Amazon, so I checked it out. I couldn't believe how easy it was, it's great. I'm glad that I atleast took this first step, even if not much comes from it.

If any of you want to know the basic premise of either Zombie Inc or Rellik Laires, just say the word, and i'll post them up.

Anyway, for those of you that choose to read my stories, thank you very much. I dont really care if you paid for them or not, just so long as you read them (and hopefully liked them :P).

As long as people read my stories, they'll be worth creating. Afterall, I dont write for myself. :-)

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Faerie Tale Promo

I almost forgot about something.

One of my stories was recently published on Amazon, if you're interested, check it out.

The book will be available for FREE starting on Sunday, ends on Tuesday. Keep in mind, it is in eBook form.

Link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008NGMPPQ

It's readable on iPod/iPad, Kindle devices, and more. If you dont have any of those, you can use your PC instead. They have a Kindle reader program you can get for free on the site. For those that didn't know. It should be mentioned on the right side of the page.

If anyone has any questions about the story, feel free to ask.

The book is called Faerie Tale, and it is the first of many in my compilation of stories called 'Cataract Prophecy'

They are mainly horror stories, although, Faerie Tale really isn't. It's more fantasy.

In the world of the Cataract Prophecies, all of the stories connect in some way or another. Even if the stories are entirely different from each other.

By the way, there is NO DRM on the book, so once you have it, it CAN be shared. I want as many people to read it as possible. And please, if you like it (or not), post a review on the page. :-P

Welcome to My New Blog!

Hello, whoever you are.

I created this blog so that I could keep in contact with my readers. I want this to be a place where not only you give me opinions about anything i've written, but also to connect and share other things as well.

I dont know when i'm going to create another post after this. Maybe when I actually get some blog readers. :-P


Thanks for coming, I hope you'll become a reader.