Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Thanks, Jimby! (Part 2)

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I dont sleep in my room, but my closet doors are always open.

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
If I were to go to a Hotel, maybe.

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Dont care in the least. 

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Huh? No.

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
No, they're tacky. 

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don’t cut them out. And then I don’t use them. 

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
The Bees. Killing Bees is one of my specialties. 

8:Dogs or Cats?
Definitely Dogs.

9:Do you always smile for pictures?
No.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
People that make a big deal out of small things. If you start yelling at me over some dumb shit (as one of my friends tends to do) i'll give you a warning in the form of a 'Shut the fuck up' and if you dont, you may get backhanded.

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Ugh, thank God I dont.

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Hmm, I dont know.

13:What about pooped in the woods?
How could you poop in the woods but not pee? Most people pee when they poop.

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I have done that, it's not that enjoyable though.

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope. 

16:How many people have you slept with this week?
None.

17:What size is your bed?
I dont know, a twin?

18:What is your Song of the week?
'Sunny' is always my song of the week.

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
You wear what you want to wear. Though pink on guys is really tacky.

20:Do you still watch cartoons?
No, definitely not the trash that comes on these days.

21:What's your least favorite movie?
Grudge 3, actually. I have never seen a movie where I wanted the protagonist to die so damn badly. And if you hate the protagonist, it's a terrible movie.

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Probably just throw it in my closet, no one ever looks there.

23:If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
My pants size seems a strict 30. I would take a chance at 29 but it might be too tight. A 31 would be too loose. Shit, 30 is loose enough.

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Anything really, i'm not too fussy. Barbeque sauce would go good though. 

25:What is your favorite food?
I can eat anything Asian everyday of the week. 

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from New York, Hellraiser series, Son of Rambow, Boy Eats Girl, CJ7, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow.

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Hmm, strictly confidential. I'll tell you one thing though, I didn't like it very much. 

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope. 

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Probably not lol. 

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Damn, eons ago.

31:Can you change the oil on a car?
No, I do not. I really should though.

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I dont drive, so no. Lucky me lol.

33:Ever ran out of gas?
Again, dont drive.

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
The Omega Sandwich, my own creation from years ago lol. 

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
A Bird's Nest.

36:What is your usual bedtime?
5am. (Yeah, what Jimby said :P)

37:Are you lazy?
I would rather call it procrastination.

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Lots of things. But the best costume was when I dressed as some decayed Grim Reaper. I had an awesome mask that covered my whole head, with white stringy hair and a rotten face. Carried a plastic Scythe with a bird skull on top of the blade. A black robe. Black dress shoes, and skeleton gloves. EVERYONE stared at me that night. It was my last Halloween dressed up. *sighs*

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I dont know, let me check. *Proceeds to check Yahoo* Hmm, apparently i'm an Ox. Interesting. 

40:Are you horny?
Not at the moment. 

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope. 

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Neither, I hate them both. 

43:Are you stubborn?
Not particularly, but it depends on the subject.

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Dont watch neither.

45:Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. 

46:Are you afraid of heights?
I wouldn't say i'm afraid. Though I do feel weird when i'm really high and looking down. Is that a sign of a phobia?

47:Do you sing in the car?
Depends on who's with me.

48:Do you sing in the shower?
Maybe, if there's music on.

49:Do you dance in the car?
How do you do that?

50:Ever used a gun?
Never, dont really care to either.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Thanks, Jimby!

    1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
    Um, do I count family? I decided not to, so I dont remember. 

    2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    If you asked me this three years ago, I might've said yes. Now? Most likely not. 

    3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
    Would I be aggravated and happy pertaining to one thing or two different things? This question makes no sense.

    4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    Probably not, now that I think about it. And if they smile at me first I usually find that weird.

    5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    Nope, I dont think so.

    6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
    Nope.

    7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    T-shirt and boxers, pretty much.

    8. How often do you listen to music?
    Fairly often.

    9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    Definitely Jeans.

    10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
    I hope it's changed for the better to some extent.

    11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    I can be very antisocial, but very social with those I care to get to know.

    12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
    No.

    13. What about ‘R’?
    Uh, no.

    14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    Is that slang for cock or something? (Lol, this wasn't originally my answer, but I thought it was funny as hell so I left it. Courtesy of my good friend, Jimby.)

    15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    I can, especially if it's a friend.

    16. Are you going out of town soon?
    Nope. 

    17. When was the last time you cried?
    I really don’t remember. 

    18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
    I sure have. 

    19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    Yes! Either to Blue or Green...Decisions... 

    20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
    No, and there never will be. "EVERYTHING" is quite a broad word, dont'cha know.

    21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    The fact I sat here for 10 minutes trying to decide and coming up with nothing.

    22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
    No, it's awkward.  

    23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
    Who WAS the last person I talked to? Oh yeah, it was Jimby. No, I am not dating him. But find me a look alike, stat!

    24. What are you sitting on right now?
    A standard swivel chair. That IS what they call it, right? 

    25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
    Now that I think about it, no. Hmm, I hope I dont feel uncomfortable when someone does start telling me that.

    26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    Oh yeah, I still talk to him to this day.

    27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    Probably Audi 

    28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    No, i'm immune.

    29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
    I have no clue and I dont feel like looking. 

    30. Does anyone hate you?
    I cant imagine why. If someone does, they need to get over it. 

    31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
    I dont have any alcohol bottles in my room hidden or not. 

    32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    Oh YES, no movie i'd rather watch more.

    33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
    Never. 

    34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    Probably the year I was emotionally unstable about 6 years ago.

    35. Did you have a dream last night?
    Most likely, good thing I dont remember it. My dreams are always scary as fuck.

    36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    Hmm, well, I kind of said it to Jimby last night. Albeit, indirectly.

    37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    Definitely not. 

    38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    Oh I KNOW someone has feelings for me. They know who they are. 

    39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    Most likely.

    40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    It was average. 

    41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    Not at all. 

    42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
    Other than maybe my own sister or my best friend and his girlfriend when they come to visit? No.

    43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    Some have probably implied that.

    44. What’s the best part about school?
    Leaving and never coming back. Although I did meet my best friend at school. He was probably the best part if there ever was one. 

    45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    Nope, I barely have a Facebook.

    46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    What is this, 1987? Who does that anymore? 

    47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    ALL the time.

    48. Were you single over the last summer?
    I have always been single.

    49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    Yes and no. 

    50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    Honestly? Writing a story, sleeping, and taking a shit. Could I do all that at once? 

    51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
    I dont understand why i'd speak to someone I hate. Chances are, if I talk to you, I dont hate you. 

    52. Are you nice to everyone?
    For the most part, unless you do something to piss me off and continue to wittle away any kindness I may have for you. Then no. 

    53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    Probably.

    54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    Definitely.

    55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    Yes, when I need to.

    56. Do you think you like someone?
    I like a lot of people.

    57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
    I have not.

    58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    Boys, but i'm willing to be friends with a girl if we connect.

    59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
    No. Except maybe one, but I was like, 10. 

    60. Do you hate anyone?
    I dont think so. 

    61. How’s your heart?
    Good, I guess?

    62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
    Talking about? There are things in my past i'd rather not even think about. Thanks for reminding me. 

    63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
    Even though I like guys, no, I haven't. 

    64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
    Nobody. 

    65. Are your toenails painted pink?
    Nope, and never would they be. 

    66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
    I seriously doubt it.

    67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
    I dont know.

    68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    Fallen? No. Have I pulled them down on my own? Yes.

    69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
    Jerm Jerm. 

    70. How do you look right now?
    Cool, I guess. 

    71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
    Yup. 

    72. Can you commit to one person?
    Yes. 

    73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    Not at all. 

    74. Have you ever felt replaced?
    At various points in my life.. 

    75. Did you wake up cranky?
    No.  But I have had a dream about someone and in this dream I was angry at my friend and I wake up still angry at him because of the events of the dream. Lol, talk about stupid.

    76. Are you a jealous person?
    Not typically. 

    77. Are relationships ever worth it?
    Provided it is real.

    78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
    Not one person. 

    79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
    Yeah.

    80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    Dont know.

    81. Last person you cried in front of?
    No one. 

    82. Is there someone you will never forget?
    More than one.

    83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
    I dont know, but i'm sure he will be.

    84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    Playing games and adlibbing movies.

    85. Are you over your past?
    Yes and no.

    86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    I've never had a best friend of the opposite sex.

    87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    Sure. 

    88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    Never had a true love.

    89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
    Probably not. Maybe?

    90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    Nope.

    91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
    It could happen.

    92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
    Yep! And I love him so very much, as a friend and a brother, not as a lover.

    93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
    Nope.

    94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
    It IS January, and no.

    95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
    Not at all.

    96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    Oh yes.

    97. Who do you have texts from?
    A few people.

    98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    "No sir, I dont like it."

    99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    No, I dont think so.

    100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
    I dont have a profile picture.

    101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
    No and I never will. How cliche. 

    102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
    Not yet.